Zarb-ul-Imsaal
Zarb-ul-Imsaal ka roz marrah ki zindagi mein istemaal mundarja zail imsaal se lagaya ja skta he:
UCET: Andher nagri chopat raj, Tikkay sar bhaaji Tikkay sar khaaja
Principal: Aap achay to jahaan acha
Engineers: Parhe na likhe naam Muhammad Fazil
Electrical Labs: Halwaai ki dukaaan per dada g ki Fateha
Basic Labs: Aik anaar so bimaar
PEC Team: Aaati he hathi k pair, jaati he chewunti k pair
PEC Requirements: na Naao mein tail ho ga, na Raadha naachay gi
Non-PEC Engineers: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghaat ka
Vice Chancellor**: Aankhein phaire totay ki c, batein kare Maina ki c
Engr. Bilal & Engr. Abbasi**: Allah milaayi jorhi, ik andhaa ik korhi
Dr. Burdi's hand writing: Likhe Moosa parhay Khuda
Newly Married Engr. Bilal**: khisyaani billi khamba nochay
Engineers' Entity: Ounth re ounth teri kon c kal seedhi
President EE on dinning Table: Hath mein liya kaansa to Pait ka kya Saansa
Vice President (Male): kaano mein andha raaja*
Vice President (Female): Taal Matol waqt ki chor*
Editorial Wing Co-ordinator: Ghar ka bhaidi lanka dhaaye
Member (Amina Bashir): Ye moun or masoor ki daal
Zarb-ul-Imsaal ka roz marrah ki zindagi mein istemaal mundarja zail imsaal se lagaya ja skta he:
UCET: Andher nagri chopat raj, Tikkay sar bhaaji Tikkay sar khaaja
Principal: Aap achay to jahaan acha
Admissions in UCET**: Is hath do, us hath lo
Faculty Selection**: Andha bantay rewarhiyaan, apno ko hi de
Funds for UCET: Ab kay bachay to sab ghar rachay
Funds for UCET: Ab kay bachay to sab ghar rachay
UCET Press and Publications: Jungle mein mour naacha kis ne dekha
UCET Girls: Ounth k moun mein zeera
Engineers: Parhe na likhe naam Muhammad Fazil
Electrical Labs: Halwaai ki dukaaan per dada g ki Fateha
Basic Labs: Aik anaar so bimaar
CGP: Khuda jab bhe daita he, chapparh phaarh kar deta he
Flirting Faculty**: Dil laga Gadhi se to Parri kya he
Lab Staff**: Tu bhe Raani mein bhe Raani, kon bharay ga ghar ka paani?
PEC Team: Aaati he hathi k pair, jaati he chewunti k pair
PEC Requirements: na Naao mein tail ho ga, na Raadha naachay gi
Non-PEC Engineers: Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghaat ka
Management Promises: Aaj meri mangani kal mera beyaah, Toot gai mangani rah gya beyaah
Labs ban rahi hein: Gurh kehne se moun meetha nai hota
Vice Chancellor**: Aankhein phaire totay ki c, batein kare Maina ki c
Vice Chancellor Theme: Baawa bhala na Bhaya, sab se bhala Rupaieya
ATI Supporters: Dewaana haathi apni fouj maaray
Engr. Bilal & Engr. Abbasi**: Allah milaayi jorhi, ik andhaa ik korhi
Dr. Burdi's hand writing: Likhe Moosa parhay Khuda
Newly Married Engr. Bilal**: khisyaani billi khamba nochay
Engineers' Entity: Ounth re ounth teri kon c kal seedhi
President EE on dinning Table: Hath mein liya kaansa to Pait ka kya Saansa
Vice President (Male): kaano mein andha raaja*
Vice President (Female): Taal Matol waqt ki chor*
Editorial Wing Co-ordinator: Ghar ka bhaidi lanka dhaaye
Member (Amina Bashir): Ye moun or masoor ki daal
Editorial Wing Co-coordinator:
ReplyDeleteaap khawy lataan hora no devy mataan...;)
@Naeem
ReplyDeleteTmhein chorna nahi maine....
Ehsan........bhai ye kon say zamane ki urdu likhi he ap ne.........??? ye Urdu ka qaida he......!!
ReplyDeleteSir Abbasi..........
ReplyDeleteo sir g....pehle pakarhein to sahi.....;)
very nyc and interesting...:)
ReplyDeleteafter a long time, am reading typical proverbs of urdu language...
@naeem,.... i know bro... yai urdu qaida hai.... but ap par Zarb-ul-misal fit hi punjabi wali ati hai tu es main main kea kr skta hn g...;)
ReplyDeleteit was something really funny... nice post:)
ReplyDeleteThanx Sehrish and Ayesha........:)
ReplyDeletehope u'll keep on visiting this blog
Ehsan.......mat majboor karo k mein phr se pehle wale mode mein aa jaun.......:D
nyc post....really funny.....
ReplyDeleteThanx Mahwish.......:)
ReplyDelete.............:))))
ReplyDeletejori fit n hit h..........:)