Monday, December 12, 2011

UCET ka Pehla Urdu Qaida (Sabak No. 1)

Zarb-ul-Imsaal

Zarb-ul-Imsaal ka roz marrah ki zindagi mein istemaal mundarja zail imsaal se lagaya ja skta he:


UCET:     Andher nagri chopat raj, Tikkay sar bhaaji Tikkay sar khaaja

Principal:      Aap achay to jahaan acha
Admissions in UCET**:      Is hath do, us hath lo
Faculty Selection**:       Andha bantay rewarhiyaan, apno ko hi de
Funds for UCET:     Ab kay bachay to sab ghar rachay
UCET Press and Publications:       Jungle mein mour naacha kis ne dekha
UCET Girls:     Ounth k moun mein zeera

Engineers:      Parhe na likhe naam Muhammad Fazil
Electrical Labs:      Halwaai ki dukaaan per dada g ki Fateha


Basic Labs:      Aik anaar so bimaar
CGP:      Khuda jab bhe daita he, chapparh phaarh kar deta he
Flirting Faculty**:      Dil laga Gadhi se to Parri kya he
Lab Staff**:       Tu bhe Raani mein bhe Raani, kon bharay ga ghar ka paani?



PEC Team:      Aaati he hathi k pair, jaati he chewunti k pair
PEC Requirements:        na Naao mein tail ho ga, na Raadha naachay gi
Non-PEC Engineers:      Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghaat ka
Management Promises:      Aaj meri mangani kal mera beyaah, Toot gai mangani rah gya beyaah
Labs ban rahi hein:       Gurh kehne se moun meetha nai hota



Vice Chancellor**:      Aankhein phaire totay ki c, batein kare Maina ki c
Vice Chancellor Theme:      Baawa bhala na Bhaya, sab se bhala Rupaieya
ATI Supporters:      Dewaana haathi apni fouj maaray


Engr. Bilal & Engr. Abbasi**:      Allah milaayi jorhi, ik andhaa ik korhi
Dr. Burdi's hand writing:      Likhe Moosa parhay Khuda
Newly Married Engr. Bilal**:     khisyaani billi khamba nochay

Engineers' Entity:        Ounth re ounth teri kon c kal seedhi
President EE on dinning Table:       Hath mein liya kaansa to Pait ka kya Saansa
Vice President (Male):        kaano mein andha raaja*
Vice President (Female):       Taal Matol waqt ki chor*
Editorial Wing Co-ordinator:        Ghar ka bhaidi lanka dhaaye
Member (Amina Bashir):       Ye moun or masoor ki daal

11 comments:

  1. Editorial Wing Co-coordinator:

    aap khawy lataan hora no devy mataan...;)

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  2. @Naeem

    Tmhein chorna nahi maine....

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  3. Ehsan........bhai ye kon say zamane ki urdu likhi he ap ne.........??? ye Urdu ka qaida he......!!

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  4. Sir Abbasi..........

    o sir g....pehle pakarhein to sahi.....;)

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  5. very nyc and interesting...:)
    after a long time, am reading typical proverbs of urdu language...

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  6. @naeem,.... i know bro... yai urdu qaida hai.... but ap par Zarb-ul-misal fit hi punjabi wali ati hai tu es main main kea kr skta hn g...;)

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  7. it was something really funny... nice post:)

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  8. Thanx Sehrish and Ayesha........:)
    hope u'll keep on visiting this blog

    Ehsan.......mat majboor karo k mein phr se pehle wale mode mein aa jaun.......:D

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  9. .............:))))
    jori fit n hit h..........:)

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