UCET ka Pehla Urdu Qaida (Sabak No. 1)

Zarb-ul-Imsaal

Zarb-ul-Imsaal ka roz marrah ki zindagi mein istemaal mundarja zail imsaal se lagaya ja skta he:


UCET:     Andher nagri chopat raj, Tikkay sar bhaaji Tikkay sar khaaja

Principal:      Aap achay to jahaan acha

Admissions in UCET**:      Is hath do, us hath lo

Faculty Selection**:       Andha bantay rewarhiyaan, apno ko hi de
Funds for UCET:     Ab kay bachay to sab ghar rachay

UCET Press and Publications:       Jungle mein mour naacha kis ne dekha

UCET Girls:     Ounth k moun mein zeera

Engineers:      Parhe na likhe naam Muhammad Fazil
Electrical Labs:      Halwaai ki dukaaan per dada g ki Fateha

Basic Labs:      Aik anaar so bimaar

CGP:      Khuda jab bhe daita he, chapparh phaarh kar deta he

Flirting Faculty**:      Dil laga Gadhi se to Parri kya he

Lab Staff**:       Tu bhe Raani mein bhe Raani, kon bharay ga ghar ka paani?

PEC Team:      Aaati he hathi k pair, jaati he chewunti k pair
PEC Requirements:        na Naao mein tail ho ga, na Raadha naachay gi
Non-PEC Engineers:      Dhobi ka kutta na ghar ka na ghaat ka

Management Promises:      Aaj meri mangani kal mera beyaah, Toot gai mangani rah gya beyaah

Labs ban rahi hein:       Gurh kehne se moun meetha nai hota

Vice Chancellor**:      Aankhein phaire totay ki c, batein kare Maina ki c

Vice Chancellor Theme:      Baawa bhala na Bhaya, sab se bhala Rupaieya

ATI Supporters:      Dewaana haathi apni fouj maaray

Engr. Bilal & Engr. Abbasi**:      Allah milaayi jorhi, ik andhaa ik korhi
Dr. Burdi's hand writing:      Likhe Moosa parhay Khuda
Newly Married Engr. Bilal**:     khisyaani billi khamba nochay

Engineers' Entity:        Ounth re ounth teri kon c kal seedhi
President EE on dinning Table:       Hath mein liya kaansa to Pait ka kya Saansa
Vice President (Male):        kaano mein andha raaja*
Vice President (Female):       Taal Matol waqt ki chor*
Editorial Wing Co-ordinator:        Ghar ka bhaidi lanka dhaaye
Member (Amina Bashir):       Ye moun or masoor ki daal